A Peaceful Shower

One day I would like to take a shower in peace, but while the kids are young, I can forget about it!  Today Jayme came in first to pee, I reminded her not to flush, then Brady came and I gave the same reminder, but boys have to ask why, so I said it changed the water, he said cool,  to what colour?  Then he said he had to flush, y'know had to.  I told him I'd flush for him when I was done.  OK he says, but I'm still going to wipe.  Yup, good thing, thanks, I should lock the door next time, we do have 2 bathrooms for reasons such as these.